Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Going Rogue


(going Rogue)

Yeah, I hear you, Sarah Palin. The title of your book, Going Rogue tells us everything we need to know. You're not going to take it anymore! Who cares if you sabotaged John McCain's campaign after you realized you'd be better off losing? Going rogue, I guess because you quit your job. Who needs to participate in government to push their ideas through? Not Sarah Palin. She's down here with us regler folk, talkin' bout regler things like the pure white race, anti-christ figures and socialist paranoia.

But seriously, I'm not saying Sarah Palin has a shot at ever becoming president, but I'm not sure running for president the old fashion way is really her goal here. Evangelical Christians make up nearly 30% of this country. Apathetic, smart-ass pussies like us who don't own any guns make up most of the rest. You know, the kind of people who are outraged with Kanye West when he makes some ditz cry on music's 25th most prestigious award show (THE HORROR). All I'm saying is if Palin can rile up the troops, we're done for.

Ok, so this is the point where I was going to make a startling discovery in terms of Rogue's character development in X-Men compared to Sarah Palin's future, but I soon remembered how wrong it was. Since Sarah Palin's book isn't titled "Going Jean Grey" I am now stuck with this microsoft paint created infusion of Sarah Palin's head on a Phoenix in flames. Enjoy.

trying to be funny is hard.

- Vince

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